November 7, 2009

“The [anti-abortion] amendment is also a big win for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, which used its power, especially with conservative Democrats in swing congressional districts, to help force Democratic leaders to permit a vote that most of them oppose.”

Hey ladies. Enjoying your Saturday evening? That’s nice.
See these guys?
Have a real long look. You should get to know them better. They have very special privileges. You pay their taxes. They enjoy all sorts of benefits from the infrastructure which you work to provide, from big things like police and hospitals and the military, to little things like sidewalk maintenance and garbage removal.  You subsidize the social safety net which makes their lives possible. It’s a pretty sweet deal. It’s also statistically probable that at least half of the men pictured are either pedophiles or closeted homosexuals. So they’re admittedly not so sympathetic to people-with-vaginas.
Which is odd, considering they and their operatives hold the deed to your lady-parts.

A bipartisan House coalition voted Saturday to prohibit coverage of abortions in a new government-run health care plan that Democrats would establish to compete with private insurers.

And if they would just stay bought, then that would be one thing. But they take your money AND pilot your genitals. It’s not like they stay inside the church walls, grateful of your largess. No. Tonight, they had so much raw political power they were able to make a mockery of society that ostensibly separates church and state.
Please remember tonight the next time you meet a person of faith. You didn’t just have your reproductive rights taken away, you paid for it too.
Religion: it gits all up in ya crevices.

“The [anti-abortion] amendment is also a big win for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops, which used its power, especially with conservative Democrats in swing congressional districts, to help force Democratic leaders to permit a vote that most of them oppose.”

Hey ladies. Enjoying your Saturday evening? That’s nice.

See these guys?

Have a real long look. You should get to know them better. They have very special privileges. You pay their taxes. They enjoy all sorts of benefits from the infrastructure which you work to provide, from big things like police and hospitals and the military, to little things like sidewalk maintenance and garbage removal. You subsidize the social safety net which makes their lives possible. It’s a pretty sweet deal. It’s also statistically probable that at least half of the men pictured are either pedophiles or closeted homosexuals. So they’re admittedly not so sympathetic to people-with-vaginas.

Which is odd, considering they and their operatives hold the deed to your lady-parts.

A bipartisan House coalition voted Saturday to prohibit coverage of abortions in a new government-run health care plan that Democrats would establish to compete with private insurers.

And if they would just stay bought, then that would be one thing. But they take your money AND pilot your genitals. It’s not like they stay inside the church walls, grateful of your largess. No. Tonight, they had so much raw political power they were able to make a mockery of society that ostensibly separates church and state.

Please remember tonight the next time you meet a person of faith. You didn’t just have your reproductive rights taken away, you paid for it too.

Religion: it gits all up in ya crevices.

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    Giggity-giggity-giggity. ONANISTS!
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    you’re not serious are you??
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  8. firelily reblogged this from vruz and added:
    Makes sense, doesn’t it? No. It doesn’t.
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  12. philosophiedemort reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    It’s like bad joke! REAL bad joke!
  13. subjectofinterest reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    panel of experts in women’s reproductive rights
  14. helloklitty reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    Exactly, a bunch of biased, suited men, trying to tell women what they can/cannot do with their bodies, based on a...
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    GTFO, you unrightfully self-righteous women-hating bastards.
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    This gave me the creeps.
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    Panel of experts in women’s reproductive rights
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    panel of experts in women’s reproductive rights
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    Ma che è, la formazione calcio a 5 del Vaticano? 0_o
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    GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    (igather et al.)
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  37. isay reblogged this from definatalie and added:
    I’m sorry? You don’t want to take advice on sexual matters from a bunch of 70 year old virgins? Why ever not?
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    I think they might try to murder me since I spoke out against them in a newspaper article at Loyola. Haha.
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  47. johnnyanimal reblogged this from defeat and added:
    yes, that makes sense. this is FAIL.
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    panel of experts...women’s reproductive rights
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    (bubububble:wicked-grin:joyengel:generic1) UNF, Look...these GQ Motherfuckers, gettin
  54. boutofcontext reblogged this from generic1 and added:
    Regarding the below:...Title VII, Subtitle A, §1701
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    dislike “closeted homosexuals” being a count against them.
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    You’re going to need...bigger fig leaf. Consider...appeal....
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    Insurers specialize in blocking elective surgical procedures. It’s...lucky coincidence for...
  59. generic1 reblogged this from icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse and added:
    You’re welcome. And had I not attended Catholic school myself, I might have let that fly. But it’s
  60. wicked-grin reblogged this from joyengel and added:
    Fuck every single man in this picture.
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