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Berle was also famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, “You’d better feed that thing, or it’s liable to turn on you!” In the short story ‘A Beautiful Child’, Truman Capote wrote Marilyn Monroe as saying: “Christ! Everybody says Milton Berle has the biggest schlong in Hollywood.” Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel, who had written many Friars Club jokes about Berle’s penis for other comedians, described being treated to a private showing: “He just takes out this— this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, ‘What do you think of the boy?’ And I’m looking right at it and I go, ‘Oh, it’s really, really nice.’” At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars’ Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, “On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried.” Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern’s morning talk show. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle’s penis.”

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Berle was also famous within show business for the rumored size of his penis. Phil Silvers once told a story about standing next to Berle at a urinal, glancing down, and quipping, “You’d better feed that thing, or it’s liable to turn on you!” In the short story ‘A Beautiful Child’, Truman Capote wrote Marilyn Monroe as saying: “Christ! Everybody says Milton Berle has the biggest schlong in Hollywood.” Saturday Night Live writer Alan Zweibel, who had written many Friars Club jokes about Berle’s penis for other comedians, described being treated to a private showing: “He just takes out this— this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, ‘What do you think of the boy?’ And I’m looking right at it and I go, ‘Oh, it’s really, really nice.’” At a memorial service for Berle at the New York Friars’ Club, Freddie Roman solemnly announced, “On May 1st and May 2nd, his penis will be buried.” Radio shock jock Howard Stern also barraged Berle with an endless array of penis questions when the comedian appeared on Stern’s morning talk show. When fielding phone calls, Stern purposely asked his producer to only air callers whose questions dealt with Berle’s penis.”

  1. sp-a-m reblogged this from generic1 and added:
    The legend lives on, and on.
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