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(via stacyturner: fetish4) You have my undivided attention.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:37:59 -0800

(via stacyturner: fetish4)

You have my undivided attention.

This is pretty awesome San Francisco porn, y'all

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:08:02 -0800

This is pretty awesome San Francisco porn, y'all:

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thedailywhat: Handy Thing of the Day: HandiSleeve by Umbra for...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 14:02:59 -0800

thedailywhat:

Handy Thing of the Day: HandiSleeve by Umbra for The Container Store. Fits most disposable cups. Also: Most longnecks, some 40s. [via.]

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“Once a working class town blessed with natural beauty, San...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:52:39 -0800

“Once a working class town blessed with natural beauty, San Francisco has embraced a secular liberal culture that is now dominant in city government. The result has been a drastic change on the streets of San Francisco. Karl Malden and Michael Douglas would not recognize it.”

—Bill O’Reilly

Sure they would have. What, you think Herb Caen never met a godless hippie?
Oh I forgot, Bill—you’re from out of town.

Merry, Merry; Happy, Happy

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:25:00 -0800

joyengel:

Joy: I just want to stop everything for awhile

Erica: Let’s just sleep for a week.

Joy: CRYOGENICS! LETS GET INTO CRYOGENICS!

Erica: Ugh

Joy: We will be awakened IN THE FUTURE!

Erica: ugh too cold. I can’t deal with the cold right now.

Oh god no. Not cryogenics. That way madness lies. (And Walt Disney. But mostly madness.)

Far and away, the most candid shot of Nancy Pelosi.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:14:00 -0800

Far and away, the most candid shot of Nancy Pelosi.

scenes-from-my-hood: i don’t even know where to start with this...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 11:28:00 -0800

scenes-from-my-hood:

i don’t even know where to start with this ad.but my reaction to it was visceral.
and it was negative.
you’re not a bloke, not a fellow, chap, dude, cat, gent, or bro-ham, face it you’re a man, wear the pants?
really, dockers?

Oh so this is what the feminists mean when they talk about “Defensive Masculinity” in advertising. Now I get it. It can only be applied to behaviors or objects which are not necessarily masculine. I was confused for a while because of other, poorer critiques.

‘Cause lemme tell ya: ain’t no way a Man’s Man is caught dead in Dockers khakis. My middle-aged dentist, maybe. It’s a clever ad, that way. If the message is “Be Dominant”, then the kind of guy who buys khakis is probably more susceptible to that criticism, no?

jimrock: french soap ad, 1800s To who ever jimrock’s...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:28:50 -0800

jimrock:

french soap ad, 1800s

To who ever jimrock’s fucking:

Girl, I’m sure you had a great time last night, but log on to your own tumblr account. When he wakes up and sees you’re using his blog he’s going to be pissed.

kryz: A wide variety of literature is offered at Twitter’s...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 10:22:47 -0800

kryz:

A wide variety of literature is offered at Twitter’s office.

Jesus Christ. There’s a “Twitter for Dummies”? How did they fill an entire book? Is it printed in 36 point font?

(via bowlingalleylawyer) When you’ve got nothing, post a...

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:35:00 -0800

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When you’ve got nothing, post a gif.

JENNY McCARTHY BODY COUNT

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:27:30 -0800

JENNY McCARTHY BODY COUNT:

Jenny McCarthy has a body count attached to her name. This website will publish the total number of vaccine preventable illnesses and vaccine preventable deaths that have happened since June 2007 when she began publicly speaking out against vaccines …

… as the unofficial spokesperson for the United States anti-vaccination movement she may be indirectly responsible for at least some of these illnesses and deaths and even one vaccine preventable illness or vaccine preventable death is too many.

Nancy Pelosi - TIME Person of the Year Runner Up

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:14:36 -0800

Nancy Pelosi - TIME Person of the Year Runner Up:

theboyfromoz:

Time has a profile of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and “how she made her way from stay-at-home mom to the Speaker’s chair, how she operates with a pragmatism that is at odds with her liberal image, and how she has wielded her power to push through every major item on the Obama agenda this year.”

oh good lord. I lost more followers since the gun posts.

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:45:00 -0800

bowlingalleylawyer

ok. I’ll take the T hit, but I feel so sorry for the backwoods weirdos that can’t see a gun and live through the night.

silly libbies. guns are for Americans.

Be that as it may, the ones who object to the prevalence of firearms don’t live in the backwoods—that’s why they object. Guns make a lot of sense in the boonies, where police protection can be hours away. Conversely, in urban centers like Oakland, Detroit, Cleveland, Watts, etc., it’s the criminals who have the guns.

I don’t know you, but this is the funniest fucking shit I have read all day. You obviously have no fucking idea where I live or have lived. retarded much?

hey ya’ll! I live in the “boonies” now!

Yeah, see … this is why drunk blogging is never a good idea. You’re responding to what you’ve imagine I’ve typed, not what I’ve actually typed. I’m highlighting your reference to “backwoods weirdos”. I’m talking about them, not you. I’m making no assumption about your current location, though if I was, I’d infer you’re not in the backwoods. GET IT? You, yourself, can be typing from downtown Manhattan and the point still stands.

apparently living in the “murder capital of NC” means the boonies where we don’t have cops and stuff. poor us. it’s like the wild west out here where we just have to ride our horses and shoot people with our bow and arrows! eee gads!

To that point, I’m sure the murder capital of North Carolina is really scary after dark.

do people like this really live and walk around without like falling in holes of dumbness? lying up in the bum cafe’?

Is “bum cafe” Southern for something? Because I only speak Standard.

and ya’ll make fun of people in the south being stupid and out of touch with the real world. I feel really safe when I read dumbshit like this. stay home. keep watching Jersey Shore… we don’t need you out here in the real world.

No. Although I love the unintentional irony of contrasting the phrase “real world” with Jersey Shore. That shit’s priceless.

me and mah mule is goin off to the lean-to. glad BV ain’t in need of a poultice. if I needs some halp, callz them thar neighbors wiff the gunz since we ain’t got no po po or nuthin!

I’d totally agree with the mockery underlying that last point, but it seems like you’ve got a Southern version of Flowers for Algernon going on, so I’ll leave you to it.

Lieberman: ‘Unlikely’ That I’ll Run With GOP...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:37:00 -0800

Lieberman: ‘Unlikely’ That I’ll Run With GOP In 2012, ‘But I Wouldn’t Foreclose Any Possibility’

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) isn’t ruling out the possibility that he would run for re-election in 2012 as a Republican — which would certainly be an odd situation for the 2000 Democratic nominee for vice president.

“I don’t know what I’ll run as,” Lieberman told CNN. “I like being an independent, so that’s definitely a possibility. I’d say that all options are open.”

“It’s unlikely that I would run as a Republican,” he added, “but I wouldn’t foreclose any possibility.”

Oh I wish a motherfucker would. I don’t have any plans for 2012. My book is clear. I just assumed Joe was gonna cash out, peddle his ass as a lobbyist, hope for a job in a GOP administration. I never thought he’d be stupid enough to run in New England as a Republican. But it looks like I’ll be spending the fall of ‘12 in Connecticut, knocking on doors. Screw the donations. I’m taking my act on the road. I’m gonna enjoy this shit.

These simple-minded fuckers are worse than the bible-thumpers.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:21:00 -0800

These simple-minded fuckers are worse than the bible-thumpers.:

Seriously guys, modernity is great.

Get on board.

Biocentrism Demystified: A Response to Deepak Chopra and Robert Lanza's Notion of a Conscious Universe

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 19:57:05 -0800

Biocentrism Demystified: A Response to Deepak Chopra and Robert Lanza's Notion of a Conscious Universe:

atheistramblings:

A long article on things scientific as a rebuttal to some muddle-headed thinking, well worth a read.

God, how I love this cover.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:48:08 -0800

God, how I love this cover.

sexpigeon: How does the Krebs Cycle work how does the Krebs...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:33:29 -0800

sexpigeon:

How does the Krebs Cycle work how does the Krebs Cycle work how does the Krebs Cycle work?

We all have this paranoia on tumblr. Sometimes it seems as though Sexpigeon is speaking directly to us.

fuckyeah21andup: Tips for Hosting the Holidays: The Ice For...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:39:53 -0800

fuckyeah21andup:

Tips for Hosting the Holidays: The Ice

For crystal-clear ice cubes, fill the ice cube trays with filtered hot water. These cubes are ideal for clear drinks, such as a martini cocktails on the rocks.

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muppetpants: dontcookbilly: LOL NO SHE WASN’T (if Eve was...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:37:13 -0800

muppetpants:

dontcookbilly:

LOL

NO SHE

WASN’T

(if Eve was framed, that would mean that God’s judgement was incorrect, and therefore that God would not be infallible, so, that would be fine if an atheist was saying this, but since these feminists are using Eve as a symbol, they, I’d expect hold her religious status up as symbolic and important, and therefore would not be athiests, since for this statment to mean something, they have to have some type of faith in the Bible and God. So, in short, stupid bitches.)

Assuming this is point to the blame of who first ate from the Tree of Knowledge it wouldn’t be questioning God’s fallibility. If we read Genesis, this wouldn’t actually be calling God fallible as He never made the distinction of who first plucked a fruit from the Tree and punished both Adam and Eve for eating the fruit—punishing men to a life of hard labor and women to childbirth, proving intelligent design also applies to gender roles.

However, this entire argument is a moot point as they were likely pardoned. Christ said “The only way to heaven is through me,” holding that God and Jesus are one in the same and Adam and Eve spoke to God/Jesus it’s likely that they were pardoned anyhow. You can see God’s benevolence to them even after the Fall through by blessing them with a long life (900+ years, shazam), children (I don’t know that allowing someone to pass something the size of a football through their vagina without first giving them the miracle of medicine is a blessing, but I digress), and even making them some duds.

So theologically, this is a sound statement. Thought I did once get yelled at by a Monsignor in The Vatican for saying that the Christian idea of dogs’ soullessness and thus exemption from heaven made me question my willingness to maintain my faith.

Look at the silly bible-thumpers! They think she’s making a point of theology.

Ha, ha. Good times.