See, this is how it’s done.
What’s building is that, you ask?
The French Embassy? In London?
No, that’s San Francisco’s City Hall. It’s how we roll.
When people point to the city’s legendary collective ego, I point to this building. Cause it ain’t braggin’ if ya done it.
How does it stack up?
- Los Angeles? I’m embarrassed for you. As always.
- Chicago? That flashy haircut can’t mask a NYSE knockoff.
- New York City? Staid. I expect more from the modern-day Rome.
- Dallas? Seriously, are you fucking kidding us, Dallas?
Thank god for Philadelphia. You’d think civic architecture was dead in America.
And you know what San Jose? Thumbs up. It’s not a choice I would have expected from you, but you pull it off. It’s chic. You look sexy, girl.