Fun fact : Strom Thurmond used to call it, “taking to the diaper.”
Could y’all stop calling Rand Paul a radical? I know radicals. They’re as thoughtful and interesting as they are crazy. But Rand Paul’s willingness to turn a blind eye to corporate abuses, apathy toward conservative abuses of civil liberties, and push for increased military spending is neither radical nor interesting.
… his father has said some of those things you allude to, but I agree with you: The junior Paul has said nothing to differentiate himself from your normal southern Republicans.
So, to sum up: a Republican-in-all-but-name won a Republican primary? In the South? And then made common cause with racists? Is that the BREAKING NEWS we’re wasting pixels on? Because I have laundry to do.
And while I’m on the subject, there seems to be this “Southern libertarians aren’t necessarily racists” meme going around the political blogosphere.
Has Rand Paul given stump speeches about ending the War on Drugs or cutting the massive, unprecedented-in-the-history-of-the-world budget of the United States military? How about ending corporate welfare? How about legalizing immigration? Where does his libertarian street cred come from, if not his name?
When I see a white guy with a Southern accent telling me the federal government is too intrusive, I just tune out. I’ve heard this song before — from like, George Wallace to Jefferson Davis. Point me to the purely libertarian stances which would make him unpopular with the Southern, conservative electorate. Let us celebrate some parts of the Rand Paul platform. Otherwise he’s just the same old, same old.
“I’d love Mr. Rand to tell have told President Roosevelt..sorry your wheelchair means you have to work on the 1st floor. LOL.”
- Marlee Matlin (via apsies)
Make Fun of Libertarians Day has been real fun. Didn’t get a lick of work done. Good job everyone.
I’ve never met a black libertarian either, Tim.
Who would’ve expected a guy named after Ayn Rand would turn out to be a giant douchebag?
Breaking news: Rand Paul isn’t named after Ayn Rand! His name is Randal. Rand is a pet name that has nothing to do with progressive boogey-folk.
Also, Lenina Slobovsky’s name isn’t really Lenin. It’s just a funny coincidence that she uses a shortened version to evoke a far left-wing ideologue. Move along. Nothing to see here.
Your suggestion is that a name he’s had all his life that did not originate from Ayn Rand’s works is being used to do what, exactly? Galvanize the far-left? Seems oddly alarmist for such a level-headed individual.
“Oh no! A couple of idiots with strange quarry rape fantasies might vote for a guy because of his name! Between that and the Mickey Mouse people, America is doomed!”
Oh stop. Our suggestion is that his nutty ideology goes to the bone, so much that so he’s internalized it with his name. I know a lot of Randalls. I only know one Rand. He’s had the name his whole life, yes. But he didn’t grow up in a politically moderate household. You know who his father is and so does everyone else. He’s a radical with a radical parent. And if you think he saw this galvanization of the (I don’t concede the “far”) left coming, well, then you’re a smarter man than he.
Now I’m going to go over here and pretend Sierra McGreenpeace doesn’t want to save the whales.
Who would’ve expected a guy named after Ayn Rand would turn out to be a giant douchebag?
Breaking news: Rand Paul isn’t named after Ayn Rand! His name is Randal. Rand is a pet name that has nothing to do with progressive boogey-folk.
Also, Lenina Slobovsky name isn’t really Lenin. It’s just a funny coincidence that she uses a shortened version to evoke a far left-wing ideologue. Move along. Nothing to see here.
