The shoes would have been hard to pull off without the toupee.
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It’s an embarrasing spot to have to wait for the bus.
More Great Advances in Beverage Technology: simple syrup for coffee drinks.
I am SO psyched about this trend. Bartenders have been using simple syrup since the dawn of time, because granulated sugar doesn’t dissolve well in cold liquid.
But now with the popularity of iced coffee drinks, cafes are beginning to catch on.
Good stuff.
If we let you slide this time, then everyone’s going to want special favors.
Have the money by Friday.
“Dude. Dude. Wanna buy a High Times? How ‘bout West Coast Cannabis? No really, I got all the back issues, man. Check it out. The ‘04 White Widow … last year’s Purple Kush … yeah? Yeah? Check it: Blueberry Bud! Durban Poison! Fuckin’ A, man! Am I right?”
-Real interaction. Not a re-enactment.
It leads to depression and hidden secrets.
On the back are their personal life stories.
Creepy as fuck.
“Wear it to jury duty,” she said.
“Ha, ha,” I said.
Because “dipshits” sounded gauche.
